Twas the night before Christmas and at the North Pole,
The Holiday hustle was taking it's toll.
The elves were all busy finishing the toys,
As Santa prepared to visit good girls and boys.
Mrs. Claus in the kitchen had a list of her own
To make sure her husband would come safely home.
First aid kit, water, extra reindeer snacks,
A second warm jacket and red furry slacks
A map and a compass, chapped lip medication
His passport and visa, and documentation
But what was the most important thing in his sleigh?
His insurance card from the elves at ISA.
When suddenly out of nowhere it rose,
A star even brighter than old Rudolph’s nose!
It blinded the reindeer, they started to shudder.
Santa fell from the sleigh landing right in the gutter!
The reindeer were freaking, looking through Santa's sack
They found the insurance card Mrs. Claus packed.
With no change for the phone, as one might expect,
they found a number on the card that said call collect.
You never know when you might get injured or sick.
It can happen to anyone, even Saint Nick.
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